One of the most challenging parts of the enrollment process is the collection of specimen for urinalysis and fecalysis. Okay, perhaps the former can be disregarded, since all it takes for the urinary bladder to reach its limit is a few glasses of water. But I'm pretty sure everyone agrees that being forced to take a dump in a place other than your house and the mere thought of having it examined are just appalling.
Earlier today, my friend, her cousin, and I went to the university we're enrolling in for college. One of the steps included in the very complicated process is the submission of our medical certificate, which we cannot obtain unless we have finished all the tests. Being equipped kids, we had our specimen containers in our handy-dandy backpacks. I hadn't eaten lunch yet so I was expecting I'd have a hard time doing my business. Fortunately, I prayed beforehand, so I was able to successfully let out all the gold I needed to proceed with my medical tests! (My friend wasn't as lucky, though.)
Imagine my excitement.
Also, I've been singling out potential classmates from the youthful faces I'd been encountering since last week. There was a girl whom I sat beside while waiting for the admissions officer, and when the admissions officer was free from the clutches of the previous student, I hastily went to her table. I didn't know it was actually the girl's turn-- the one who sat beside me-- so I got really confused when my friends called me and started saying something (their laughter muffled their words, though, so all their efforts of telling me off were in vain.) I was already seated in front of the admissions officer, however, so I didn't make any attempt to move.
When I got back to my friends, they pointed to the girl who sat beside me before and snorted, "Mia, this girl was supposed to go before you. You totally stole her turn."
So much for acting smug when I finished collecting my specimen.
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P.S. Yes, I talk about awkward topics. Live with it. (Or better yet, live OFF it. Tee hee!)
Friday, 15 April 2011
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