I'd Rather Die from Insecticide Overdose

After today’s hearty lunch, my friends and I planned to have a movie marathon in the waiting shed near my dorm (that is, in actual fact, not a dorm. Explaining the grounds on which I was allowed to stay there is getting really exhausting so let me call it “charity house”.) We ended up dividing into factions. There were five of us: one wanted to finish this thriller movie, Amusement; three huddled up in a corner to watch Friends with Benefits; and I, being the sore, emotionally widowed woman I quote myself to be, wound up writing this blog post.

We dropped by the charity house to retrieve my and my roommate’s laptops. What happened next was sort of life-changing in an optimistic sense . . . But immensely gross in another.

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Get a Life

Are you developing a flat butt because of too much sitting down in front of your laptop or the TV? Is your immune system getting compromised because you don't find much joy in exercising under the insufferable heat of the sun? Do you feel useless because your muscles haven't exactly developed since your last PE class, which was around two months ago?

Well, fear no more because while you're growing an even flatter butt and killing off your lymphocytes, you can feel less guilty because you are learning at the same time!

Check out these videos:







I particularly enjoy watching these videos because 1) a gay voice narrates them and it's just bloody hilarious, 2) the narrator spits out more expletives than information and 3) I haven't watched Animal Planet in a while.

There. Your dilemma has been solved.

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It Ain't A Typo

Eyjafjallajokull -- I was scanning the Yahoo homepage a while ago when I encountered this string of jumbled letters (rabbit ears attached). I thought it was a typo since it's a nonexistent English word, but when I clicked on it I got results about a volcano in Iceland. YES, I know about the volcano (in Iceland! Gah) but I had no idea it has this...weird name. Oh, ignorance, you got me again.

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