Let's pretend that tomorrow's Math long exam is a cause for sincere celebration. You're so happy, you actually feel compelled to open your book/notebook/stapled-pieces-of-yellow-pad-that-suffice-as-a-notebook and study the night away!
Showing posts with label survival tips. Show all posts
Showing posts with label survival tips. Show all posts
Tuesday, 3 July 2012
Saturday, 7 May 2011
Survival Tip: The Schizo
Posted on 14:43 by Anonymous
I remember when I was a grade schooler: I was incredibly and almost witlessly touchy, and almost everyone got on my nerves when I wasn't feeling sociable. I was a misanthrope, in a sense. I did not exactly enjoy the company of drab persons and I was very picky with friends. I also got into a number of physical encounters with boys (yes, boys) because I had this stand-up attitude and mentality that had me telling myself, I should never get bullied.
Wednesday, 27 April 2011
Survival Tip: Dark Nurses
Posted on 21:29 by Anonymous
Imagine this scenario:
You've accidentally cut off your own uvula and you rush to the hospital. You are confused; the blood in your head is being drained out and you are about to pass out due to lack of oxygen and intense pain, and because you saw Miley Cyrus on the way. You bolt into Dr. House's office and ask what to do. Dr. House gives you a questioning look and asks you to wait outside, where he proceeds a couple of minutes later and says, "Read the goddamn instructions before you do anything stupid."
The people in the corridor look at you. You begin to sweat. Schmuck. This is embarrassing. To hell with instructions.
Dr. House continues to holler out insults and ultimately asks, "Where did you finish high school?!"
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