Saturday, 1 September 2012

Contrary to Public Opinion


I actually know how to flaunt my school spirit. I belong to an academic organization full of amazing people who are so sporty (I can’t think of other fitting words) they make me feel like a dimwit, and who are nice enough to let me join in the competitions, ha ha ha. (A/N: I’m sorry if I messed that part up.) They have this unshakable belief in themselves and in their teammates without being arrogant, and know how to take care of the players, and I guess those account for three-fourths of the reason why we won. The last quarter, of course, goes to our governor. All hail!

I have never been a fan of sports. You can tell by my waif stature (Ha ha ha, I like making egocentric jokes that are meant but aren’t really true. Besides, waif makes me sound French. Cheers to being a douchebag) and my poor lung capacity. (Once, in high school, our PE teacher made us do twenty laps in the oval. I died somewhere between five and seven laps, of course, but was later on resurrected by the sound of the school bell.) Fortunately I have fast reflexes that have saved me from various near-death encounters, and are probably the only redeeming quality I have in my physical shell.

Basically, because of my underdeveloped motor skills, I have never fostered any sort of affection or attachment to sports.

(BUT) Once a year, when my school holds a sports event, I actually try to enjoy watching people sweat and run around with balls. That is not an innuendo. Let’s be classy here. This year I made an effort to stay in school for Pahampang Week and support my organization. I was still MIA (hot damn, my puns are glorious!) at the sidelines of the court but at least you guys know I prayed for you.

Pray is a strong word, though. It was more like believing.

To the future governor of my academic organization: Know that you have people around you who actually know shiz about how things should be done. They exist as the executive committee, and will always be there to support you. Take care of them and they will do the same thing, maybe even more. Trust your members. If they disappoint you somehow, encourage them to do better next time, if next time exists. Otherwise you can just give them candy so they could suck it up. I don’t think anyone likes to lose, so you can safely assume that they have done their best. More importantly, however, give them a reason to win; aside from the thrill of winning, per se. Cheer them on. Before their competitions, make sure they know that someone’s right behind them – unless it’s a football match.

To literary-musical competition sponsors/faciliatators: Find better microphones.

Since I missed the sports portion of Pahampang, which is stupid because sports are the main reason why we have Pahampang at all, my memories of the week consist of stage lights, upbeat choruses of young, innocent voices, and the airiness of Room CM7. I’ll leave it at that.

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